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What do you call a mosquito that makes annoying noise 5 times a day?

A mosqueto

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1. NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

They are calling it Apollo G.

2. Why do French bakers only use one egg in their goods?

Because in France one egg is an œuf

3. Why doesn’t the putt-putt course at the bean factory in Cancun charge money to play?

Because they’re fri joles.

4. A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. . .

He came, he saw, he conquered

5. A co-worker told me it was a problem with the third axis...

"Ah, finally - a problem we can Z"

6. What heavy-metal musician never, ever stinks??

Ronnie James Dio-dorant

7. Did y’all know a few days ago was Motörhead Day?

It was The Eighth of May, The Eighth of May!

8. Did you hear about the gymnasts that got into a fight in July?

It was a summer-assault.

9. I’m terrified of Icelandic yogurt. In fact…

You could say I’m *skyr*ed!

10. I generally did really good at math in college.

Just one test I was cocky, and went out before hand for drinks with friends. Had one too many drinks, and wasn’t really sober for the test. It was easily the worst calculus test I ever took. Almost flunked the class because of it. But I learned my lesson. I will never drink and derive again.

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